I found this when on one of my news sites and fell on the floor laughing and had to share, we all need one of these, when enough is enough and you want to drop an anvil size hint when someone should fuck off.
When it comes to my asylum here at majormadness.co.uk, there are very little topics that are taboo, in fact nothing is off limits, this site is mainly here for me to rant about anything and everything, all that make me happy, sad, pissed off, etc. will end up at some point on here, see my staff page for more.
Do I wish to cause offensive? No I do not, have I caused offense? Yes I have, because my posts fall under one of two categories, fact or opinion, often enough they fall under both so this is my website, my opinion, if you don’t like, I thank you for your visit and request you find the nearest exit.
Thank you for visiting…